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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied  with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:  USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM:  "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
   
   
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
   
   
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
   
   
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5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
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9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
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Revision as of 04:13, 16 February 2007

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1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle)


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