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A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.  
While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
   
   
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.  
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.  
   
   
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.  
   
   
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "  
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"  
   
   
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
   
   
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
   
   
"How did it happen?"
   
   
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Revision as of 01:02, 24 February 2007

While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.


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