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While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole.  
   
   
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
" help help" shouts the horse
   
   
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.  
" don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out".  
   
   
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole .
   
   
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again "
   
   
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this"
and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole.  
   
   
"How did it happen?"
   
   
"I switched cocks."
The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock.  
   
   
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.  
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Revision as of 04:07, 26 February 2007

A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole.

" help help" shouts the horse

" don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out".

the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole .

next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again "

the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this" and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole.


The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock.

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