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| A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole.
| | Wife comes home and say's to hubby |
| | " Doctor said i have tit's and ass like an 18yr old ". |
| | Hubby said " What did he say about your 50yr old cunt "? |
| | Wife replies " He didn't mention you " |
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| " help help" shouts the horse
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| " don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out".
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| the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole .
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| next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again "
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| the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this"
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| and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole.
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| The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock.
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